Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!