Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.