Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!