What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.