What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff