What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.