What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.