What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !