What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.