What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.