What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!