I used to love tractors
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Because they're sycophants!
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
A stupid Cupid!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?