What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.