What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*