What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton