What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks