What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !