What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."