What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.