What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !