Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What did the Jamaican say was his favourite country?

yea-mon

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What do you call a loony spaceman ?

An astronut !

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.