Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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gnocchi

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A Toy-Yoda

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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What do you call a loony spaceman ?

An astronut !

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

High ground

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade