Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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An astronut !

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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In porking lots.

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A lardvark!

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Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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Calamarley

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A gingerbreadmon.

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A fjord

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Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

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A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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With a crowbar.

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Because it ends with A-men

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.