Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Men behaving Baghdadly.

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Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

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He Park in son's space

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Terrible!

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

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