Behave Jokes

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman?

On the astronaughty step.