What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!