What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.