What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.