What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.