Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!