Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.