Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!