Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.