Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.