How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.