How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.