Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.