Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.