Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.