Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

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What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first