What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP