Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

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Why is Kim Jong-un so bad?

He has no Seoul

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.