Teddy Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.