Teddy Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Favourite Pasta Jokes More Favourite Pasta Jokes

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?

Tagliateddy !

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.