How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.