How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

It's out of order.