How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.