Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch