Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.