How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.