How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....