How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus