How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.