What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D