What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh