What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Lung Jokes More Lung Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake