What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

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How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal