What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal