What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake