What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Lung Jokes More Lung Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake