What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.