What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.