What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.