What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.