What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.