What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.