What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What does Sally have?

Cancer.

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What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.