What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas