What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.