What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.