What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.