What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas