Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
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Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
To get his quarter back!
A transparent ( )
This joke will be back someday
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
Someone with no sense of tumor.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
Because, corn has ears!
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
The chewy center.
All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.
Because they don't like Nice people.
Bob
amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac