Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
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Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
A double quarter pounder with cheese.
Quarter pounder with cheese !
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
ya'll watch this!
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Do you mind getting out of my son.
They put him under joint custody.
A Chair-ity!
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Ears!
It didn't matter, they were all ears
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
