Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog