What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What are a redneck's last words?

Hey, guys, look what I can do!"

What's a redneck's last words?

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