What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING