Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW