Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!