Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

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What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*