Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."