Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.