What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.