What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.