What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?

Because it's edgy.

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door