What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.