Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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An amber alert was issued

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They both came in a little behind.

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Made in Va-China.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.