Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

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Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.