What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.