What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp