What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.