What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

Pollock Jokes More Pollock Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!