What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!