What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

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What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo