Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
You get banned from the petting zoo.
Changing attire.
