How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.