How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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banned from the petting zoo...

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.