How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Dress Room Jokes More Dress Room Jokes

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.