What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese