What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese