Tolkien Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What's snoop dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

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How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

C.S. Lewis Jokes More C.S. Lewis Jokes

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"