Tolkien Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What's snoop dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen