Tolkien Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What's snoop dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Sauron Jokes More Sauron Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

Lord Rings Jokes More Lord Rings Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

C.S. Lewis Jokes More C.S. Lewis Jokes

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.