Tolkien Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What's snoop dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

Lord Rings Jokes More Lord Rings Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Frodough Jokes More Frodough Jokes

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game