What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!