What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !