What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.