What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !