What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.