What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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What time was it?

A quarter to three.

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail