What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.