Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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In the foliage.

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

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A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis