Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.