Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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A polterheist.

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He needed the dough.

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Pumpkin.

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

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Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.