Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

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Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.