Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist