Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.