Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!