Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance