Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.