Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.