Because he missed a split-end on a curl.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
A quarterback.
I want my quarter back!
To get his quarterback.
Because they know all the short cuts!
A monster with an all-over perm.
Discus
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
