Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."