Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

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To get his quarterback!!

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To get his quarter back!

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At a football!

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The Ghanarena

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Missed.

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a duck

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A polterheist.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.