Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

Who is a presents favorite quarterback?

Tim TeBOW

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What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.