Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

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Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.