The vending machine.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I want my quarter back!
Both say Please insert Bill.
It was soda pressing.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
Vending machines.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Only one in a million actually works.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Because everything is a steal.
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"
Eminems.
Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills
Fo' drizzle.
To get his quarterback.
Because he missed a split-end on a curl.