What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.