Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail