Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.