Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!