What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.