What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.