Is dark. Bulb is potato.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Somewhere between 0 and infinity.
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
A six-pack and a potato
Your Mother.
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.