How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.