What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!