What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!