What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!