What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!