What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!