What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.