Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
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Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
Well an erection of course.
Because he was low crab of course.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Brush their teeth!
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
There's really no sure way to know.
Neosporin.
One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.
I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.
Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
Danke.
1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
