Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
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Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
Ale-Man
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
All, to save this world from the darkness.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Neosporin.
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.
Dr. Dre, of course.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Nothing, he already said it twice.
