Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
To get to the Reich side
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Plaqueface
A: Laughing stock.
Just two.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Dr. Dre, of course.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Germany.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
How about bleeding white
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
Neosporin.
Taylor Swifts boyfriend
One. Apparently she will screw anything.